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There were once two octopi who shared an apartment, Acid and Tan. The two worked hard during the day, and often did very little in the evenings due to exhaustion. Gradually, the malaise encroached on their weekends and as weeks past, the young cephalopods were getting pretty dull......
One night, Acid turned to his roommate "I am SO bored... We should do something tonite"
"Did you have something particular in mind?" Tan asked. <BANG>
"Not really" Acid yelped "Gimme a minute to think..."
"I know" Acid said with a start "Follow me!"
"Hey Tan, We can get falling down drunk...."
After lugging several cold ones out of the fridge, Tan spoke up "I think we should drink the bottles before the cans... But we need a mug"
"How about this one?" Tan queried
"Quit being a sissy" Acid said condescendingly "If you grow a beak, you can help me with this one"
"1... 2... 3!!"
"Easy Tan, You're not pouring it right.... There's too much head" Acid said acidly
"Oh well i guess it didn't hurt anything, and I do have to say that looks tasty" Acid exclaimed, "I think i should take the first sip"
"Yum Yum Yum" <Sluurrrrrp>
Following several rounds, it becomes apparent that Acid is one mean drunk....
Acid began pummeling Tan with his Brass Tentacles
Later, after regaining consciousness, Tan decided to try the famed '8 Arm Flip and Gulp'
The next morning, both Acid and Tan had REALLY bad hangovers....
The Moral of the Story is: Brush your teeth before bed.
"What??? That's all? You Suck as a story-teller!"
Look you little bastard, you better remember who's higher on the food chain....
THE END
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